korea brings "sexy back"

Turn Your Back on the World With Spring Fashions
from the chosun ilbo

now that ladies in korea have makeup and plastic surgery to fix their faces, they have to make sure they look just as good going as they do coming. the chosun ilbo says:

“Now, in a survey of 3,511 consumers by G-market, some 2,949 respondents or 84 percent said they are concerned about how they look from behind, and 1,299 or 37 percent said they feel confident about their back. For those who do, clothes and shoes that show off the back to its best advantage are widely available.”

“If your hips are nothing much to write home about, don‘t worry, just fake it. Hip pads which add volume to a scrawny pelvis are available. Hipskorea.co.ltd, a hip pad merchandiser, reportedly earns W50 million(US$1=W928) a month. Sales are smooth mostly thanks to word of mouth. But beware: hip pads they can be spotted through thin clothes.”

i’m trying to imagine the conversation in which a woman recommends the hip pads to her friends:

friend: 언니, 뒷 모습이 정말 예쁘다! 난 빼짝 말라서 고민이야…(unni, you look so good from behind. i hate being so skinny…)

j. roh: 나도 엉덩이 없었는데 이제 걱정 안 해도 돼. (i didn’t have any junk in the trunk either but now i don’t have to worry.)

friend: 어떻게 했는데? (what’d you do?)

j. roh: 난 히프패드를 사용하거든. (i use hip pads.)

friend: 히프패드라니? (hip pads?)

j. roh: 응. 폼 조각을 팬티 속에 쑥~ 넣어서 나 같은 빵빵한 엉덩이를 만들 수 있당! (yup. just slip two foam cups into your panties and you can have a bodonka-donk booty like mine!)

friend: 어머! 나도 할래!! (wow! i wanna try it!!)

i checked out the hipskorea web site and dozens of women uploaded their before and after shots. here’s one bootilicious convert:

all you olive oyls looking for the perfect hourglass shape can stuff your bras and your booties, too!